Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No space for pussies here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every inch of the action.
- Forget that shitty stuff you’ve been seeing.
- This where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, powerful trip.
You're not demanding. We’re just offering you the deal.
fellas: Bro Fuck This chick Immediately Now
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Delay around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Man up, I know you want to.
Dude! These Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- Perhaps It's Time I Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Go About My Day in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Fire this Fucking Lit
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta crank it up and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all more info night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.